Feb 22

Dan From Dailymile.com

Hello Everyone,

I have many runner friends on Dailymile.com and recently one of them has come to me with a special request for help. His name is Dan and his family recently had a brush with a form of childhood cancer.  He asked that, since I have many readers, I tell you about his family’s story and refer the link to his blog post which you can find below.  I must admit I have never met Dan in person but I have read his story and would strongly encourage you to do the same. Thank God his son will be alright but during this chain of events Dan became aware of the pain that other families were feeling.   Because of this he wants to raise money to help find a cure for this disease.  Thank you.

http://www.runjunkee.blogspot.com/2012/02/in-blink-of-eye.html

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Feb 20

Mistakes Were Made

The bus station was more crowded and dirty than she remembered as Melissa waited in line to get her ticket home for the first time in three years.  It was spring break and she avoided making this trip for as long as possible.  ”I don’t know what’s worse, being knee deep in lab assignments or dealing with mom.” Melissa thought.  With her duffel bag slung uncomfortably over her right shoulder she approached the ticket counter. 

“One adult to Middlebrook please.” Melissa said to the gruff looking older man in the booth.  

“Identification and seventy-two dollars Missy.” he barked.

Melissa slid four twenties into the tray beneath the glass with her University I.D. and waited while the thin, gray haired man completed the transaction without so much as an upward glance. 

“Eight dollars is your change and you have a nice trip Miss Hubbard.”

Melissa quickly scooped the contents from the tray and walked toward the blue bus parked along the curb.  She was less than excited to be going home.  Her mother Barbara, could be pretty belligerent these days, especially when she had been drinking.  Melissa tolerated the verbal abuse and constantly see-sawed between pity and resentment for the woman.  You see, Barbara Hubbard didn’t cope very well with the death of her husband and all but ignored Melissa as a child.  Most of the time she used her state aid to crawl into a gin bottle and escape what she described as “the waking nightmare that is my life!”  

For the moment home was far away and all that Melissa could do was fantasize about lacing up her pink shoes and hitting the pavement to calm her for the trying two weeks ahead.  There was almost something spiritual for her when it came to running.  It was as if she left all her fears and anxieties farther in the distance as each foot hit the ground.  As a teenager she felt completely free from all sorrow while running in the old neighborhood but couldn’t help wondering if her route was the same one Bob had used.  She fondly reminisced about racing with him as the bus cruised down the interstate and Melissa soon fell asleep curled into her khaki duffel bag.

“Young lady? Young lady!!??” called a voice and Melissa quickly jumped.  She awoke to see an elderly woman with a very stern expression, staring her in the face. “Young lady, this is the end of the line.  Time to get off.”  This was not news Melissa wanted to hear after an all too brief, but pleasant escape in her dreams.  Reluctantly, she thanked the old woman and gathered her belongings. Soon the bus came to an abrupt stop with brakes making the most horrible squeal and a tinny voice announcing over the speaker, “Middlebrook……Last stop, Middlebrook.”  Melissa walked the aisle to the front and the doors flung open to reveal a very familiar landscape. It was a landscape filled with very painful memories.  She made her way off the bus and up the concrete stairs to the lobby of her mother’s apartment. It had only been three years but Melissa was surprised at how everything looked exactly the same, the mailboxes on the wall, worn carpet and dingy paint remained as if time stopped when she left for school.  Approaching her mother’s door she shuttered to think what awaited her inside, empty gin bottles and overflowing ashtrays went through her mind as she expected the worst.  Melissa drew a deep breath and proceeded to knock three times very slowly, but before her knuckles could pull away the last time, the door whipped open and her mother stood before her in a dingy orange housecoat and a very wide smile that revealed years of poor hygiene.  ”Good God Melissa, I’ve missed you so much.” she gushed as she came forward to give Melissa a hug.  Melissa was stunned to say the least and the expression on her face was clear.  Feeling Melissa’s apprehension her mother spoke in a soft voice, “It’s okay sweetheart, I’m on the wagon now.”  Melissa was speechless and stood in the doorway dumbfounded. “Come in, come in.” her mother insisted.  ”Your room is exactly the way you left it and I just changed the sheets again yesterday.” Melissa walked through the doorway and could smell the foul stench of stale cigarettes but also noticed how surprisingly neat the apartment was kept.  ”Wow mom, you really cleaned the place up.” Melissa stated in disbelief.

“I’m trying to clean up alot of my messes these days. It’s been two weeks without a drop.  Aren’t you proud of me?”

“Um, yeah mom. Why the sudden change?”

“A few different reasons honey, but we don’t need to talk about that right now.  Why don’t you go to your room and get cleaned up while I make you something to eat?”

Melissa gave a forced grin and walked down the hall toward her old bedroom.  The door was already open and everything was exactly as she had left it, including a very old pair of running shoes carelessly thrown into a corner and dated posters of teen idols thumb tacked over the bed.

Twenty minutes passed and Melissa returned to the kitchen in her running clothes and Bob’s old running belt.  Her mother was just finishing placing a sandwich and glass of water on the table.

“Aren’t you going to eat sweetheart?” her mother asked.

“Yeah mom, let me get my six miles done and I’ll be back.”

Her mother looked a little sad and smiled nervously as she picked up the plate.  ”Okay dear, it will be in the fridge when you get back.  Be careful.”  With that Melissa left the apartment and made her way into the street.  As she started to run, she wondered what had made her mother want to change after all these years.  ”Could it be a boyfriend?” she thought.  ”Unlikely.  Maybe she just had enough time to reflect on all the bad choices she made when I was growing up.  Whatever it is, I just hope she’s sincere.”  Melissa soon found herself nearly a mile from home and passing an outdoor cafe’.  It seemed peculiar, but she felt as if the people sitting outside were staring as she passed, but the thought quickly vanished from her mind as she was distracted by the new store next door.  ”Grand Opening of Run-4-Less Sports” read the banner above the window. Melissa decided, “Mom won’t mind if I’m a few minutes late.” and walked inside.  Three employees in their mid-twenties were standing behind the register talking and immediately stopped to look in Melissa’s direction upon her entrance.  The tallest of the men smiled and swaggered over to greet her.  It was then that she noticed he wore very bright, red running shoes, “Good afternoon and welcome to Run-4-Less Sports.  How can I help you?” he said.

“I was just running by and saw your banner.” Melissa explained. “Do you have any of the new ultra-light shoes in pink?”

“Not today but we get a delivery tomorrow.  You might want to check back then.  Are you sure there’s nothing else I can get you?  Like, maybe my phone number?”

Melissa was very familiar with this kind of creep trying to pick her up back at school.  He was good looking but clearly not the type of man that could be trusted.  ”No, you have nothing I need here.” she sniped and headed for the door.  Her comment drew snickers from the two men behind the counter but before she could leave the man shouted from across the store, “My name is Justin, come see us again.”  Melissa did not acknowledge him and swiftly exited the store.  Outside again, she started running a little faster than normal to make up for lost time.  ”Who acts like that? What a jerk.” she thought and headed home.

Early the next morning Melissa rushed to get ready for her run and pulled too tightly on the laces when one of them snapped.  She sighed, quickly tied a knot in them, still hoping to complete her six miles for the day and strolled out of the building.  Her legs felt strong this morning so she decided to sprint to the stoplight just before the cafe’.  By the time she had slowed her pace her left shoe felt loose and she didn’t have to look down to know what had happened.  The worn old shoelace had come apart again and Melissa found herself standing outside Run-4-Less Sports.  ”Great!  Now this obnoxious jerk is going to think I’m back to see him.” she thought in disgust.  Hesitantly she opened the door and stepped inside.  There was Justin, helping a rather wealthy looking woman in her mid 40′s try on a pair of shoes.  Glancing up at Melissa with a conceited smirk he asked, “Back so soon?”

“Look, my shoelace broke and I need a new pair, that’s all!” she clamored.  Justin stood up and walked over to the rack of shoe accessories hanging on the wall as one of the other men continued to help the woman.  He reached up and plucked down a pair of bright pink laces.  ”You know serious runners don’t wear pink don’t you?” Justin asked in a condescending tone.

“This is coming from a man with bright red shoes on his feet? Why don’t you just sell me my laces so I can get out of here and you can click your heels together and head back to Kansas, Dorothy?”  The lone man behind the register started laughing out loud but quickly stopped when Justin glared in his direction. “Well you do make a pretty good wicked witch of the west.” he countered. Melissa scowled and snatched the laces from Justin’s hand then stomped over to one of the benches to put them on.  By this time the affluent woman was paying for her new shoes at the register and as she pulled her wallet from her purse, what appeared to be a fifty dollar bill slipped out and fell gently upon the linoleum floor.  This caught Justin’s eye and he strolled over casually to pick it up.  Expecting him to inform the woman Melissa thought, “Maybe he has a good point or two after all.”  But to her dismay Justin quickly slipped the fifty into his own pocket and kept walking.  Shocked at what she had seen, Melissa stared daggers at Justin until the woman left and then she confronted him. “You stole money from her!” Melissa exclaimed

“That’s Mrs Ratner.  Her husband has more money than God, she won’t miss it.”

“It doesn’t matter!  That money isn’t yours!”

“It is now and what I do with it is my business, not yours! Some people need it far more than she does!” Justin said angrily.  Staring him in the eye, Melissa pulled two dollars from her belt and threw them at him. “That should cover the laces! I’m never setting foot in this store again!” She made her way toward the door once more when Justin sarcastically blurted out, “Wait, I never got your name.” and laughed.

A week passed and Melissa avoided running near Run-4-Less Sports.  It was not an easy thing to make Melissa angry but Justin had managed to send her through the roof with rage that day.  With six days left before returning to school Melissa was out on her scheduled morning six mile run.  ”I’m not going to let that lowlife change my routine anymore.” she thought and turned the corner toward the cafe’.  This time as she passed she was sure people were staring at her. Most notably an elderly man in a blue baseball cap and jeans appeared almost elated as she passed.  ”I can’t wait to get back to school.” she thought “This town is filled with jerks and perverts.”  Run-4-Less was now immediately on her right and she purposely stared straight ahead as she ran by the store window.  ”I hope he saw me.” she thought, feeling empowered by her action and with a spring in her stride sped home.

It was unseasonably warm that morning and Melissa wiped the sweat from her eyes as she made her way to the apartment door.  She was definitely not prepared for what she was about to see.  As she drew closer she could see a pair of bright red shoes sitting outside the door.  ”No way!  It can’t be.”  Her heart started to beat faster as if she were still running and she could feel her chest tighten as she walked ever closer.  ”What the hell is HE doing here??!!” Melissa burst through the door expecting to surprise whoever was on the other side but the apartment was empty.  She looked around and nothing was out of place, with the exception of a drug store prescription bag placed upon the end table.  Melissa walked over and picked it up. Barbara L. Hubbard  - Chlorothiazide -Take 1 tablet in the morning and 1 at noon with food.  Melissa was confused, dropped the bag and proceeded to head for her bedroom.  She could faintly hear her mothers voice coming from the back bedroom.

“I wish I could pay you for all your help.”

“Don’t worry about it Mrs. Hubbard.  Mom and I are just glad we can do this.”

“You’re an angel Justin and thank your mother for me.”

“It’s really no problem Mrs. Hubbard.  I have to get going.  I’m late for work.”

Melissa couldn’t believe what she was hearing and barged through the bedroom door.  ”What is going on?!” she shouted.  Justin and Barbara nearly jumped out of their skin as Melissa burst in.  ”Oh honey, this is someone I want you to meet.  This is Justin.”

“Yeah I know, what is he DOING here!?”

“Justin and his mother have been kind enough to help me with my medication.  I can’t afford it and my blood pressure is not so good according to the doctors.”

Justin’s cocky demeanor vanished as he spoke, “Hey, I had no idea she was your moth……”

Melissa cut him off, “Get out of here Justin.  Get out now!” she screamed.

“You will not talk to him that way in my house!  Barbara yelled. “Justin helps me since you aren’t here to do it and if you don’t like it, you can get on the next bus back to school.”

“But mom, he steals money from people!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t want to know!  You will either accept Justin’s kindness or go home!”

“I’m sorry mom.” Melissa mumbled.

“Well I should get going Mrs. Hubbard.” Justin said as he hurried out of the room.  

Melissa followed him to the front door and as he turned the knob she spoke, “Wait………… it’s Melissa.” she said.

Justin looked puzzled, “What?”

“My name? You said you never got it.”

Justin gave Melissa a warm smile and said, “Nice to meet you Melissa.  I’m Dorothy.” and closed the door behind him. 

2012 Dave Schlagman

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Feb 18

An Open Letter To The State Of Wyoming

Dear Wyoming,

  What did I ever do to warrant such poor treatment of me and my blog Wyoming?  Adventures In Running has been up and writing since the 12th of January and at least a few people in 49 of the 50 states have read my posts.  Why not you?  Not one cowboy, not one farmer, not one runner.  I’m not saying you have to like what I write but at least hear me out.  Never have these pages contained a foul utterance toward your wide open spaces, beautiful mountains and pristine national parks.  Citizens in China have even read my posts, possibly at the risk of losing their freedom and recently someone in Iran even tuned in.  One day, in your great state, I would like to run Wyoming; but please refrain from walking on me.  I hope in the coming weeks you can see things my way and browse these pages for a while, I’ll be watching.  Literally half the world and 49 states like it here.  Why not you Wyoming?

- Dave

P.S. – I will be posting Chapter 2 titled ”Mistakes Were Made” in the story of Melissa on Monday.  I am seriously considering writing a book based on this character and would love to hear your ideas for the title in the comments below.

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Feb 16

I Think I’m Gunna’ Hurl!

Is he really going to do a whole post on stomach evacuation?  It’s true, I am. So I request your full attention as the flight attendants demonstrate the safety features of this blog.  A bag is located in the back of the seat in front of you in the event of illness, so get ready to read on.

It happens to most runners at some point and you have most certainly seen it at a race.  The runners retch occurs for many reasons and I contend that it is not always such a bad thing.  One of the most common reasons for losing your lunch is due to drinking far too many liquids before a short race.  All too often there is someone in the beginning of mile three leaning against a tree, relieving themselves of a gallon of Gatorade.  The obvious answer is to have an 8 oz. glass of liquid twenty minutes before the start of a 5k.  It’s better to stop quickly in a race if you have  to get a “splash and go” rather than losing large amounts of time puking.  So let’s try and avoid this one in the future, shall we?

I mentioned in my post entitled “Half Way There!” that some runners make the mistake of combining thick sports drinks with sports chews or gels.  Unfortunately the fuels you consume don’t break down well unless they are combined with water.   But when consumed with a sports drink, many times it will create a mixture that sits in the stomach only causing nausea and not being turned into the needed energy to complete the race.

Overheating and heatstroke are also causes of the mid-race hurl and this can be very dangerous.  If you believe you are suffering from heat stroke, stop immediately and take any steps necessary to cool your body temperature.  I recommend getting assistance from race officials.

Now for the good part of throwing up.  If you finish a 5k race and cross the finish line only to start dry heaving, good job!  Many runners don’t push themselves toward the end of a race to the point of being nauseous. It’s a combination of over exertion and sometimes lack of oxygen while maintaining a breakneck pace in the last two tenths of a mile. So unless it’s the end of a short race, let’s try to avoid the technicolor yarn from now on, huh?  And remember, always run for fun and race to place!

 

 

 

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Feb 12

Running On The Beach

Bob picked up the pace as he passed the coffee shop on his early morning run.  You could set your watch by his daily routine as he dashed down the sidewalk.  At the small outdoor cafe’ patrons would smile and wish him a good morning as he passed.  It was all he could do to grin and nod politely while huffing and puffing with the speed and intensity of an old coal fired steam engine.  His running ability at fifty-seven years old was surely not what it used to be after a past plagued with surgeries, financial woes and the loss of his wife Eileen so many years ago.  Time had not been kind to Bob, but he kept running. It was the only part of his life within his control.  It was all he had left.

Slowing to a brisk walk before reaching his apartment, in one of the busier parts of town, he could see Melissa sitting on the bottom step clutching her red and blue beach ball in hopes of finding someone to play with.  She was a lonely little girl with blonde pigtails and a smile so innocent that even the angels would be jealous. Her mother lived across the hall, but never had much to say to Bob unless she was in need of a favor.  As Bob approached, Melissa smiled wide knowing that he would always spend a few minutes, that he really couldn’t spare, playing catch before he went to work at the office.

“How’s my favorite neighbor today?” Bob gasped while still catching his breath.

“Better now, Mr. Gladden.” she replied and quickly threw him the ball.

The two played catch on the sidewalk amid passerby’s when Melissa blurted out, “Why do you run Mr. Gladden?”

“It makes me feel good, like I did something that most people can’t do.”

Melissa laughed, “You don’t look like you feel good.”

“It really does, let me show you.  How about when I say go, you race me all the way down to that fire hydrant over there okay?”

“Okay.” she responded and walked over to Bob.

The pair stood next to each other and Melissa’s face suddenly became very serious as she anticipated the sound of Bob’s voice. “GO!” shouted Bob, and Melissa took off as fast as she could in her flip flop sandals with her arms and legs flying in all directions in an effort to beat him to the finish.  Bob ran along side her to make it look as if he was struggling to keep up with the undisciplined six year old.   He could see Melissa’s expression turn from determined to full blown anger as she approached the hydrant.  ”What happened to that sweet little girl I was just playing catch with?” Bob chuckled to himself.  With just steps to go he slowed and let Melissa pass the fire hydrant just before him.

“I beat you ! I beat you Mr Gladden!” she shouted.

“Yes you did Melissa, ya’ got me.  You could be a great runner someday if you keep practicing.  Now let’s head back.”

They walked slowly down the increasingly busy sidewalk until they reached the stone steps that led to the apartment buildings front door. “Can we do that again tomorrow Mr. Gladden?” asked Melissa.

Jokingly Bob replied, “I don’t know Melissa.  You might beat me again.”

“I promise I won’t Mr. Gladden, pleeeeeeease.”

Bob laughed, “Well alright, but since you beat me, you can call me Bob from now on.”

“It’s a deal.” she said, picked up her beach ball and climbed the steps to the lobby door.

Months went by and everyday Melissa would be waiting for Bob with that beach ball she seemed to cherished so much.  And everyday she would leave it on the first step to race to the fire hydrant with Bob.

One day during their race, the strap on one of Melissa’s badly worn sandals gave out and stopped her in her tracks.  She stood in the middle of the sidewalk crying.  Bob stopped quickly and tried to console her.

“It’s okay, your mommy will buy you a new pair, won’t she?”

“NO!” Melissa yelled through the tears, “She doesn’t have any money.”

Bob looked down at his nylon belt that carried his apartment key and pulled out a safety pin left over from some race he couldn’t seem to remember.  Then he knelt down and pinned the broken strap back into place. “It still doesn’t feel right.  I can’t run like that!” she cried. Bob thought for a moment and said, “Just be waiting for me tomorrow and I promise you will run faster than ever, okay?”

“Okay.” Melissa whimpered.

The next day Melissa waited on the step with her ball.  Suddenly, from behind her was a familiar voice.  ”There’s my little marathoner.”  It was Bob descending from the lobby door with three boxes in his arms.

“Now take those sandals off and maybe I have something here that can help.”

Melissa did as he said and Bob knelt once again before the little girl and opened the first box.  Inside were the cutest pair of little pink running shoes he could find.  ”Now let’s try these on.” Bob said happily.

Melissa’s eyes opened wider than he had ever seen and she could barely contain her excitement.  ”Are those for me?”  Bob just smiled and proceeded to slip them on her feet.  ”How do they feel?” Bob asked.  Melissa’a face turned to a look of distress and sadness.  ”They hurt.” she muttered.  ”It’s a good thing I have two more sizes with me then, isn’t it?” Bob asked.  Melissa just smiled.

After finding the pair that fit, Bob finally asked, “So what’s with the beach ball?”

“Daddy gave it to me and said he would take me to the beach someday.  I’ve never been to the beach.”

Puzzled because he had never seen a man come around before, Bob asked, “Does your daddy live around here?”

“No, he’s with Jesus, but I hope he let’s daddy come home to take me to the beach one day.”  Bob was stunned and didn’t say a word as he placed Melissa’s old flip flops in the empty shoe box.  When he was finished he paused sadly for a moment and then told her to wait there while he put the three shoe boxes away. Bob returned and Melissa was already standing at their invisible starting line looking happier than he had ever seen.  It was sad to think that this perfect little angel had to go through her childhood without her father or even sufficient financial care.  Bob’s eyes welled with tears as she stood there. “Take it easy on me this time kid, will ya’?”exclaimed Bob and took his place next to Melissa.

“On your mark, get set, GO!”

Like a shot she darted in front of Bob and seemed to have better form this time.  He ran along side of her and his breathing was a little more labored.  She was running faster than she had before and it all was due to Bob’s kindness.  It was not the shoes themselves that made her quicker, it was happiness that drove her this time.  There was no look of anger in her face as she drew closer to the bright red fire hydrant. She was happy that she had someone to look up to.  Someone like daddy.

Time passed quickly for Bob who’s life remained unchanged the past few years. The only exception was the things he carried in his black, stretchy running belt.  It was a bit more intrusive these days and got in the way on occasion. But Melissa was changing.  She was growing taller, running faster and traded in her pigtails for a ponytail.  Three years had made a world of difference. 

Melissa’s 9th birthday fell on a cool and breezy, cloudy Tuesday morning and Bob was replacing her old running shoes with a new pair along with some nice shoes for going to school.  He came out of the door behind her once more and there she was, as she was everyday.  Sitting on the first step in her battered shoes and hanging on to that old beach ball.  ”Happy Birthday!” Bob yelled and Melissa jumped up startled. “You scared me Bob!”

“I got a little something for you, open them up.” he said and Melissa smiled wide once more.  It didn’t take long for her to unwrap both boxes and put the new pair of running shoes on her feet.  ”Thank you Bob! You’re the best! Can I run with you today on your long run?”  Bob snickered and explained that she was not ready to go six miles yet but since it was her birthday he’d be willing to run a half mile with her and see how it goes.  The two started off down the sidewalk saying nothing and eventually passing that shiny red fire hydrant.  It occurred to Bob that this was no longer a race, it was a practice run with the daughter he felt he had been deprived of in life.  ”If Eileen were here she would feel the same way.” he thought.  Glancing down at his watch, he decided it was time to turn back.  She was doing great!  Her pace and form were surprisingly controlled for a nine year old. She could be an excellent runner one day if she continued.  They were approaching the stairs to the apartment building and Bob was so proud of her all he could think of was the day she first raced him to the hydrant.  Then without warning, the breeze kicked up again, only this time grabbing the red and blue beach ball and hurdling it into the busy street. “NOOOO!” Melissa cried as she chased the ball into the traffic.  It was her only connection to her father and she would do anything to keep it.  Seconds seemed like hours to Bob as he bolted after her. There was no time to scream her name and no time to consider other options.  Into the street, he ran after her as a green SUV came barreling through the intersection right in Melissa’s path.  Bob neared Melissa and with every ounce of strength he had left in his prematurely worn body he dove with arms outstretched to shove her safely out of the way.  The next thing Bob felt was a sensation like nothing he had experienced before.  As if an entire building came tumbling down directly upon him and then darkness. Painful, solitary darkness.

Slowly Bob opened his eyes and a crowd of onlookers were gathered around him.  Melissa was lying on his chest sobbing but he could not feel her. “Are you okay Melissa?” Bob managed to garble. “Yes Bob, don’t leave me!!!” she shouted.  ”I think I have to this time.” Bob replied.  ”Be a good girl for your mommy and make me proud of you.  I’ll be waiting on the beach someday with your daddy.” With that, Melissa collapsed on his chest again and wept.

The next morning Melissa did not carry her beach ball out to the first step.  Instead she peered out the window at the spot she last saw her friend and noticed Bob’s black running belt laying up against the curb.  Carefully she left the apartment and crossed the street to retrieve it.  She had always wondered what he carried with him and brought it inside.  As she opened it something familiar appeared, it was an old flip flop with a safety pin.  Melissa began to cry again holding the belt tightly.

Twelve years have passed since Bob died and Melissa is in college.  Most of her day is taken up with her studies but she always finds time to go for a six mile run.  You will know her when she runs past.  She’s the blonde young lady with a very old running belt held together with a familiar safety pin, and someone Bob is very proud of.


2012 Dave Schlagman


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Feb 08

Happy Trails To You…….

Hmmmmm…….where to begin?  How about the Parke County 50k? This was an exceptionally hot and humid, trail race that I completed in May of last year.  To be clear, it was mostly a combination of trails and gravel roads, so running through covered bridges and maneuvering around potholes was on the agenda for the day.  I don’t enter many trail runs since I prefer the speed that can be attained from racing on pavement, but every now and then it is nice to get out and play in the dirt.

I found that trail runners are a different class of athlete with different goals in mind. Sure, trail races can be 5 and 10k’s but many are for the distance runner.  In the longer events most of the participants don’t seem to be worried about running for time and are more focused on overcoming natural obstacles or simply finishing the race.  This mindset allowed me to enjoy the countless covered bridges and thick forest much more than I would have if I were worried about completing this journey quickly.   It is a more relaxed atmosphere than a pavement race, for sure.

Apparently trail runners love potatoes. When we all took our first steps in the 85 degree sauna that was the Parke County 50k, I ended up running next to a woman that had managed to force a whole baked potato into one of the gel loops in her fuel belt.  I didn’t question her, but wondered, “How do you run for countless miles with a large potato strapped to your waist?”  It just seemed uncomfortable to me.  Upon reaching some of the aid stations, you will find that most are VERY well stocked with food and drinks to keep you going. Everything from candy, cookies and chips to pieces of licorice in the shape of red whips. There are sandwiches of all kinds, some with tomatoes. And let’s not forget the boiled potatoes.  Oh sorry, I went all Dr. Suess there for a minute.  Let’s just say you will be well taken care of in most trail races.

If you haven’t run one yet, I encourage you to do so this year.  It doesn’t matter if you choose the 5k or the 50 miler, make it a priority in 2012.  Happy trails and happy running!    

The tagline for this blog is “It’s not how fast your are, it’s how fast you look” for a reason.  I used to be overweight and unhealthy and running was one way to reverse my poor eating choices of the past and subsequent low self-esteem.  It had limited success and I required more motivation if my goals were to be attained. I needed a better image.  Trust me, if you look like you are the runner to beat, eventually you WILL be the runner to beat. I tossed my boring blue and white shoes in the closet and bought a pair of bright yellow 903′s. By the end of the year I was thinner, ran faster and now have confidence when showing up to a race because self image is a very important component of motivation. New Balance has always made a high-quality running shoe and now you can customize the appearance to make the 993′s as awesome as you want.  Take action now and be noticed, as I did years ago.  Looking good and having confidence will eventually translate into a faster, healthier you.   Improve your life, be popular and don’t pass up this opportunity!

 

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Feb 06

Cowbells – The Bane Of Distance Running

We have all heard it.  That terrible clanging sound that seems to drown out all other noise as you push toward the finish line.  Commonly used by well meaning spectators in half and full marathons, this auditory annoyance had me wondering, “What is the origin of this obnoxiousness?”  After a little digging around the internet, I learned that in the 1440′s a leading cow or sheep of a drove or flock wore a bell and consequently was understood to “take the first place”.   A few decades later, a cowbell was worn only by the best and leading piece of livestock.  So there you have it, we are being compared to 500 year old prized farm animals.

I try to be tolerant of my fellow man but cowbells are where I draw the line.  Every time I see a “supporter” clanging one of these bovine abominations, the loudness and intensity seem to be in direct proportion to their age.  The older they are, the harder they clang. Run too closely to an 80 year old woman with one of these things and you will most likely not hear ANYTHING for a while. I won’t even start in on the people who clang loudly but still try to cheer over their own bell. Do they really think this is helping us or are they secretly trying to distract us?  It’s up to you to decide, but I simply can not understand why someone would think that making an incredibly loud, annoying noise in my ear is a good thing after a runner has been battling eighteen miles of pavement.  Someone please tell Christopher Walken over there on the sidelines, the last thing ANY race needs is “more cowbell”. (SNL Reference)

I don’t know if all of you saw my post last night but New Balance has an option where you can design your own shoe with many possibilities.  The one you see here is a men’s shoe, believe it or not, that I designed and plan on ordering in the coming weeks.  There is a link on the right sidebar of this page that will take you there.  Happy running everyone!

 

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Feb 03

Half Way There!

Over the past few days I have been asked by a few readers to write an article providing tips based on my experiences in half marathons.  So get your pencils out and be ready to take notes because the half marathon is the best race out there and here’s why:

  • You don’t need the lengthy recovery time as you would in a full marathon.
  • Your long training run is only 10 miles.
  • It’s the most bang for your buck.  The average half marathon is $55 and you get to run for 13.1 miles of fun.
  • There is a medal waiting for you at the finish line.
  • And most importantly, many half marathons serve beer at the end. :)

Yes, it’s my favorite distance.  The finish medals are fun but placing in a half marathon is quite another story.  I competed in 10 half marathons during 2011, placed twice and came close a few times.  Too many runners over train and arrive at the starting line all banged up.  Obviously this is not an ideal situation and you must trust yourself enough to know that completing a ten mile training run very slowly is enough to accomplish your goal in this race.  Diet is everything leading up to the big day.  Eat sensibly the night before just as if you were not racing at all.  But load up on carbs and they will be sitting in your stomach the next morning.  Carbohydrate intake IS important immediately before and during the race.  I like to chew a couple Clif Shot Blocks with some G2 Gatorade thirty minutes before I start then resort to gels at miles 3, 6, 9 and 11.  Try to drink diet sports drinks before a race because the regular versions are very thick and can make you nauseous when mixed with gels or Shot Blocks.  I found this out the hard way and had to buy new shoes the next day.

When you hear that gun go off to begin the race, start out slightly slower than you think you should.  Try to enjoy the first couple miles, listen to music and hopefully take in the scenery, knowing that in an hour you’re going to want to cram some spectator’s cowbell somewhere only a doctor can retrieve it. If this is your first half marathon you need to set your goal very low.  FINISH the race.  That’s all.  Nothing more.  This is new territory and a learning experience the first few times.   

Hydration is VERY important.  I can not stress this enough.  Suppose you feel you don’t need any water at the first aid station.  Drink it anyway.  Once you start to get thirsty or dehydrated, it is most likely too late and you will suffer all the way to the finish, if you make it.  Every station should be used to hydrate and walk for a short time.  WALK?  Yes, I said walk.  As a wise man once said, “It’s better to get the water IN you than ON you.”  If you must trot a little when you are drinking, fold the cup together at the top in order to create a sippy cup.  This will allow a small opening to drink water without splashing it all over you. In an effort to recover lost time, I pick up my pace when I spot a water station.  If I can maintain my 10k pace once my target is in view, it’s easier to offset the time I spend walking, drinking and recovering.  It also doesn’t hurt to pour a cup of water over your head each time to keep yourself cool.  Most races are well stocked and you will not be depriving others of precious H2O. 

Mile ten is the toughest stretch for most half marathoner’s .  The remaining 5k seems as though it should be a walk in the park but it is usually the longest 3 miles of my life.  This is when your mental might can bring you to the finish by playing tricks in your head.  Tell yourself that you deserve a walk break if you just make it to mile 11.  There is usually an aid station there, but if there is no aid station, keep running and make the same deal when addressing mile 12. At that point I can assure you that you will not want to stop.  ”It’s only one more mile to the end” you tell yourself and before you know it, you spot that magnificent finish line filled with balloons, reporters and a ticker tape parade just for you.  Well, maybe not, but it sure will feel like it.  Congratulations.

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Feb 01

Adventures In Adventures?

Not to be confused with the title of this blog, adventure racing and adventure challenges have quickly grown into a “sport” that can no longer go unnoticed.  When the term is used, it conjures up images of men and women covered in mud, wearing horned hats as if they just left Fred and Barney at a Water Buffalo Lodge meeting.  The Spartan Race, Tough Mudder and Warrior Dash are just a few of the events on the ever growing list of neanderthalic activities. The question we have to ask ourselves is, “Are these legitimate races for runners?”  In a word, no.  I am not going to tell you that these challenges are not fun or physically demanding but they definitely do not qualify as events in which runners should participate. First and most importantly is the risk of injury.  Do you really want to jeopardize losing your racing season or worse?  If you run 5k’s or marathons you are taking a calculated risk but when confronting an array of dangerous obstacles, your risk for breaking an ankle or tearing a ligament rises substantially.

Do these events have any merit at all?  Absolutely! I’m not going to downplay the physical and mental ability it requires to finish most of these challenges.  If these events are your “cup of tea” and you have no ambition to take running seriously, good for you. Be proud of what you do.  But unfortunately, I find more and more of my fellow runners being lured into a sport that I believe to be a fad, filled with unnecessary risks.

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Jan 30

Are You Crazy? Part 1

I really enjoy publishing a post on a Sunday but was not able to do so this weekend.  I got a little backed up over last week due to a good friend that had a serious accident and requires my help for a while.  Even so, I will try to keep things rolling along here at Adventures In Running.  To change the mood, let’s talk about some of the more lighthearted running events and maybe embarrass myself just a little. By now you are aware that runners are a “different” class of athlete. Just show up at any well publicized marathon and you will understand what I mean. Some runners will be dressed in spandex body suits, clown outfits or wearing body paint. Others will wear virtually anything while making that 26.2 mile trek. Try attending a Christmas race where finding your friend on the course can be an exercise in futility.  It’s not easy finding one particular Santa when there are hundreds jingling down the street. Many of us mix it up now and then by deviating from the racing norms.  I have run my share of races that were not exactly ordinary and you really should leave your self-consciousness at gear check if you plan on participating.

I am a big fan of Halloween races.  It’s always a good excuse to wear something outrageous without drawing too much attention.  The past two years I have run the Skeleton Skamper 5k and 1/2 marathon in my self created superhero outfit.  If you plan on running a Halloween event please keep in mind, it’s very easy to overheat when trying to complete 13.1 miles in a full spandex body suit, black cape and utility belt adorn with a giant letter “H”.  Yes, I am “The Hornet” once a year.

Last year on a very humid evening on Chicago’s lakefront, the inaugural Chicago Undie Dash 5k took place.  It’s a good thing runners are in pretty good shape or this could have been a 300 person optical nightmare.  Race officials made sure that all running attire was within the bounds of “tasteful” and reserve the right to remove any runner who is not family friendly.  Fortunately, I did not witness any wardrobe malfunctions of Janet Jackson proportions.  After completing the race you are directed to walk six blocks on busy downtown streets in your underwear to a restaurant which hosts a banquet and beer for all the runners.  This Fruit of the Loom inspired stroll was a new experience for most of us.  But hey, I’ve seen worse in Chicago.

Put the children to bed and stop reading if you are under 18 before we talk about this next race.  Ready? Okay.  I didn’t know, until the past couple years, that there is an entire subculture of runners who race “unrestricted”.  Nudist colonies around the country host 5 and 10k events all the time and while I was visiting my sister in a Dallas suburb your extroverted and somewhat judgementally challenged host made it a point to investigate the Skinnydipper Sun Run 5K.  Upon arrival you are flagged in by people wearing no more than a disturbingly large smile.  Once inside the clubhouse you can register for the race and begin work on your business skills, DIRECT EYE CONTACT!  You might ask, “My gosh man, where do they pin your bib?”  No worries, a grease penciled number on your chest works just fine.    That made me feel much more at ease until I wondered, “Wait! What are they using as a pull tab??!!”

“When in Rome”…………..So, I decided to go for a warm-up run still wearing shorts. Soon I realized that this was a trail race complete with washout, cactus and fire ant hills all along the course just to make it interesting.   After a mile or so into my practice run I decided to lose the shorts and finish in just my IPod, sunglasses and shoes. To my surprise I liked it! Believe it or not you can run a little faster in the buff.

After socializing for a while, the race was about to begin.  Don’t be fooled, these people are REAL runners and treat any race as a serious competition.  The gun went off and I immediately fell into 4th place out of 175.  After a few minutes it was easy to forget that I was running in a situation where a stray tree branch could change my name from Dave to Diane in the blink of an eye. After some difficult running, I finished 10th overall and first in my division.  Showers are available after the race and they encourage you to use the pool and hot tub until the catered dinner is served.  The quality and quantity of food was phenomenal for a $25 race.  Included were a delicious barbecue and cake for dessert that was as tasty as it was visually appealing.

The awards ceremony took place in the clubhouse immediately following dinner.  Imagine standing in a large room full of people without a stitch of clothing waiting for your medal. They called my name and I went up to receive my award AND, to my chagrin, a picture of me wearing my medal.  I suppose now the country will sleep soundly knowing I can never run for elected office.

As I was getting ready to depart a woman in her early 40′s comes flying up in a golf cart explaining that I shouldn’t leave and must stay for the hash run and dance that evening. Maybe next time I will take her up on her unconventional offer but for now it was time to call it a day.

Later in the week I would like to finish this topic with “Are You Crazy? Part2″.  Please feel free to comment or give suggestions on any unusual races you are familiar with or may have participated in so that I may research and include them.  Until then, run fast, be a little crazy and by all means, have fun.

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