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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

02/27/2012 in Running Posts

Note: Chapter 3 in the Melissa Story will be delayed and is usually posted on Mondays. It is already written and very good but I am waiting on some feedback in regard to turning this into a full book. Thank you and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

With so many races completed last year and the spring racing season quickly approaching, I would like to take this opportunity to reminisce about some of the best organized races of 2011 and others that were a bit of a disaster.

 The Good, The Bad and The UglyTHE GOOD

The Splish Splash Half Marathon in Gurnee, Illinois held it’s inaugural event on May22nd, 2011. For a first year race they did a magnificent job putting it all together. Results were posted quickly and the Luau after the race was the best post race party I have ever attended. The food choices were virtually endless, pretty healthy and also included a pig roast. Not to mention beer and tropical drinks from the bar. The entire event was held outside with live Hawaiian entertainment and a pleasant staff waiting on you. For $55 this race can’t be beat.

The Parke County Marathon & 50k is an event put together on a very limited budget. With that said, the director does an excellent job marking the course, setting up numerous aid stations and a providing a very nice finish medal. The scenery in Bridgeton, Indiana is spectacular and this course takes full advantage. You run along beautiful tree lined trails and through seven of the areas numerous covered bridges, some of which date back to the 19th century. This race is one that must be experienced by all distance runners looking for a new challenge.

The S-NO-W Fun Run is a great race to kick off the year. Located at the exclusive Grand Geneva Hotel in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin this five mile race takes place in the first week of January. Room rates are cut substantially for runners staying the night. After crossing the finish line you will be directed back inside the main ballroom where multiple flavors of schnapps are lined up in shot glasses to get you warmed up. Shortly after the last runner crosses the finish line the party kicks off with the award ceremony, dancing and free brats, burgers and beer. You can’t beat this event for $35. We know how to race up here in Wisconsin!

The Undie Dash 5k in Chicago, Illinois is held right on the lakefront during an evening in late July. This unique event is not for the shy runner. While not mandatory, everyone runs in their underwear on a public path. The race directors do request that all underwear be tasteful and subject to review by race officials before the start of the race. Once the race is completed you are directed to walk approximately 6 blocks, in your underwear, to Kroll’s South Loop where they host a banquet for all the runners. It’s a good thing runners are in good shape.

THE BAD The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Hannibal, Missouri is the setting for the Mississippi River Run 5 and 10k. One of the great points of this race is the course. It starts by taking you over a bridge and across the Mississippi River. The rest of the run is nothing short of challenging with it’s rolling hills and a half mile downhill sprint to the finish line. You would think this sounds great but unfortunately the people that direct this race are completely inept. Not only did it take hours to get the results for the 10k, they were hopelessly inaccurate and the people in charge of the timing really didn’t seem to care. After conceding that they didn’t know what had gone wrong, they gave up trying. It is very unfortunate that what could have been a great racing experience ended on such a low note.

The Winterfest 5 and 10K in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin is a race you wish you had never signed up for once you get started. Sure, it’s cold in early February and the course is one of the most challenging that I have ever faced. But this is not a problem. The problem is that the race director has been known to change the course the night before and neglect to mark it properly. Last year half of the runners went one way and they other half ended up running through someone’s driveway because of a hastily placed sign that could not have been more confusing.

By now I am sure you all have heard about the total failure that was the Rock n’ Sole Half Marathon in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You don’t see too many distance races scheduled in the heat of July for a reason. Apparently this did not occur to the race directors when they were calculating hydration requirements for the runners. It was a hot day and quickly the water supply for most of the competitors came to a grinding halt. If you did manage to make it to mile 11 or 12, the course was black flagged and runners were told that there would be no recorded time. If that wasn’t enough, they managed to run out of bananas at the finish. So, let me get this straight, 5000 people pay $80+ to run your race and you can’t even provide water and bananas? Fifteen people ended up in the hospital even with the race being cut short and after denying anything went wrong for days they FINALLY issued an apology. My prediction is that they will screw this up again this year. Run at your own risk.

 The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

THE UGLY

This race undoubtedly wins the title of “The Ugly”. Thirteen miles of nothing to see and course planning was poor at best. I am referring to the Halloween Skeleton Skamper Half Marathon and 5k in Racine, Wisconsin. It starts off nice with most participants wearing costumes and having a good time but very quickly takes a bad turn. Two major problems plagued this thirteen mile debacle. First the course is laid out across a few train tracks and right as you reach mile 2 you are stopped by a passing freight train that seems to go on forever. Quite a few people had to wait minutes for this fun crushing Leviathan to pass and very few runners did not suffer a colossal loss of time because of this. Second, with the roads still being open to traffic you would think the race directors would set the course up so you could see the oncoming traffic. Apparently not! They had us run on a very narrow shoulder with the flow of traffic on a road with rolling hills. Nothing could be more unsafe and this was proven to be true when one runner was struck by a passing car. Obviously this put her out of the race but thank God she was not seriously injured or worse. Put this race down in the books as one to stay away from.

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Dan From Dailymile.com

02/22/2012 in Running Posts

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I have many runner friends on Dailymile.com and recently one of them has come to me with a special request for help. His name is Dan and his family recently had a brush with a form of childhood cancer. He asked that, since I have many readers, I tell you about his family’s story and refer the link to his blog post which you can find below. I must admit I have never met Dan in person but I have read his story and would strongly encourage you to do the same. Thank God his son will be alright but during this chain of events Dan became aware of the pain that other families were feeling. Because of this he wants to raise money to help find a cure for this disease. Thank you.

Dan’s Story

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Mistakes Were Made

02/20/2012 in Running Short Story

2328404028 4abcec005f 300x200 Mistakes Were MadeThe bus station was more crowded and dirty than she remembered as Melissa waited in line to get her ticket home for the first time in three years. It was spring break and she avoided making this trip for as long as possible. ”I don’t know what’s worse, being knee deep in lab assignments or dealing with mom.” Melissa thought. With her duffel bag slung uncomfortably over her right shoulder she approached the ticket counter.

“One adult to Middlebrook please.” Melissa said to the gruff looking older man in the booth.

“Identification and seventy-two dollars Missy.” he barked.

Melissa slid four twenties into the tray beneath the glass with her University I.D. and waited while the thin, gray haired man completed the transaction without so much as an upward glance.

“Eight dollars is your change and you have a nice trip Miss Hubbard.”

Melissa quickly scooped the contents from the tray and walked toward the blue bus parked along the curb. She was less than excited to be going home. Her mother Barbara, could be pretty belligerent these days, especially when she had been drinking. Melissa tolerated the verbal abuse and constantly see-sawed between pity and resentment for the woman. You see, Barbara Hubbard didn’t cope very well with the death of her husband and all but ignored Melissa as a child. Most of the time she used her state aid to crawl into a gin bottle and escape what she described as “the waking nightmare that is my life!”

For the moment home was far away and all that Melissa could do was fantasize about lacing up her pink shoes and hitting the pavement to calm her for the trying two weeks ahead. There was almost something spiritual for her when it came to running. It was as if she left all her fears and anxieties farther in the distance as each foot hit the ground. As a teenager she felt completely free from all sorrow while running in the old neighborhood but couldn’t help wondering if her route was the same one Bob had used. She fondly reminisced about racing with him as the bus cruised down the interstate and Melissa soon fell asleep curled into her khaki duffel bag.a p c duffel bag dark khaki 296x300 Mistakes Were Made

“Young lady? Young lady!!??” called a voice and Melissa quickly jumped. She awoke to see an elderly woman with a very stern expression, staring her in the face. “Young lady, this is the end of the line. Time to get off.” This was not news Melissa wanted to hear after an all too brief, but pleasant escape in her dreams. Reluctantly, she thanked the old woman and gathered her belongings. Soon the bus came to an abrupt stop with brakes making the most horrible squeal and a tinny voice announcing over the speaker, “Middlebrook……Last stop, Middlebrook.” Melissa walked the aisle to the front and the doors flung open to reveal a very familiar landscape. It was a landscape filled with very painful memories. She made her way off the bus and up the concrete stairs to the lobby of her mother’s apartment. It had only been three years but Melissa was surprised at how everything looked exactly the same, the mailboxes on the wall, worn carpet and dingy paint remained as if time stopped when she left for school. Approaching her mother’s door she shuttered to think what awaited her inside, empty gin bottles and overflowing ashtrays went through her mind as she expected the worst. Melissa drew a deep breath and proceeded to knock three times very slowly, but before her knuckles could pull away the last time, the door whipped open and her mother stood before her in a dingy orange housecoat and a very wide smile that revealed years of poor hygiene. ”Good God Melissa, I’ve missed you so much.” she gushed as she came forward to give Melissa a hug. Melissa was stunned to say the least and the expression on her face was clear. Feeling Melissa’s apprehension her mother spoke in a soft voice, “It’s okay sweetheart, I’m on the wagon now.” Melissa was speechless and stood in the doorway dumbfounded. “Come in, come in.” her mother insisted. ”Your room is exactly the way you left it and I just changed the sheets again yesterday.” Melissa walked through the doorway and could smell the foul stench of stale cigarettes but also noticed how surprisingly neat the apartment was kept. ”Wow mom, you really cleaned the place up.” Melissa stated in disbelief.

“I’m trying to clean up alot of my messes these days. It’s been two weeks without a drop. Aren’t you proud of me?”

“Um, yeah mom. Why the sudden change?”

“A few different reasons honey, but we don’t need to talk about that right now. Why don’t you go to your room and get cleaned up while I make you something to eat?”

Melissa gave a forced grin and walked down the hall toward her old bedroom. The door was already open and everything was exactly as she had left it, including a very old pair of running shoes carelessly thrown into a corner and dated posters of teen idols thumb tacked over the bed.

Twenty minutes passed and Melissa returned to the kitchen in her running clothes andplainsandwichlogo Mistakes Were Made Bob’s old running belt. Her mother was just finishing placing a sandwich and glass of water on the table.

“Aren’t you going to eat sweetheart?” her mother asked.

“Yeah mom, let me get my six miles done and I’ll be back.”

Her mother looked a little sad and smiled nervously as she picked up the plate. ”Okay dear, it will be in the fridge when you get back. Be careful.” With that Melissa left the apartment and made her way into the street. As she started to run, she wondered what had made her mother want to change after all these years. ”Could it be a boyfriend?” she thought. ”Unlikely. Maybe she just had enough time to reflect on all the bad choices she made when I was growing up. Whatever it is, I just hope she’s sincere.” Melissa soon found herself nearly a mile from home and passing an outdoor cafe’. It seemed peculiar, but she felt as if the people sitting outside were staring as she passed, but the thought quickly vanished from her mind as she was distracted by the new store next door. ”Grand Opening of Run-4-Less Sports” read the banner above the window. Melissa decided, “Mom won’t mind if I’m a few minutes late.” and walked inside. Three employees in their mid-twenties were standing behind the register talking and immediately stopped to look in Melissa’s direction upon her entrance. The tallest of the men smiled and swaggered over to greet her. It was then that she noticed he wore very bright, red running shoes, “Good afternoon and welcome to Run-4-Less Sports. How can I help you?” he said.

“I was just running by and saw your banner.” Melissa explained. “Do you have any of the new ultra-light shoes in pink?”

“Not today but we get a delivery tomorrow. You might want to check back then. Are you sure there’s nothing else I can get you? Like, maybe my phone number?”

Melissa was very familiar with this kind of creep trying to pick her up back at school. He was good looking but clearly not the type of man that could be trusted. ”No, you have nothing I need here.” she sniped and headed for the door. Her comment drew snickers from the two men behind the counter but before she could leave the man shouted from across the store, “My name is Justin, come see us again.” Melissa did not acknowledge him and swiftly exited the store. Outside again, she started running a little faster than normal to make up for lost time. ”Who acts like that? What a jerk.” she thought and headed home.

TrafficLight StreetLights 17thSt NHAve WashDC 754PM 20June2010 300x225 Mistakes Were MadeEarly the next morning Melissa rushed to get ready for her run and pulled too tightly on the laces when one of them snapped. She sighed, quickly tied a knot in them, still hoping to complete her six miles for the day and strolled out of the building. Her legs felt strong this morning so she decided to sprint to the stoplight just before the cafe’. By the time she had slowed her pace her left shoe felt loose and she didn’t have to look down to know what had happened. The worn old shoelace had come apart again and Melissa found herself standing outside Run-4-Less Sports. ”Great! Now this obnoxious jerk is going to think I’m back to see him.” she thought in disgust. Hesitantly she opened the door and stepped inside. There was Justin, helping a rather wealthy looking woman in her mid 40′s try on a pair of shoes. Glancing up at Melissa with a conceited smirk he asked, “Back so soon?”

“Look, my shoelace broke and I need a new pair, that’s all!” she clamored. Justin stood up and walked over to the rack of shoe accessories hanging on the wall as one of the other men continued to help the woman. He reached up and plucked down a pair of bright pink laces. ”You know serious runners don’t wear pink don’t you?” Justin asked in a condescending tone.

“This is coming from a man with bright red shoes on his feet? Why don’t you just sell shoes 300x208 Mistakes Were Mademe my laces so I can get out of here and you can click your heels together and head back to Kansas, Dorothy?” The lone man behind the register started laughing out loud but quickly stopped when Justin glared in his direction. “Well you do make a pretty good wicked witch of the west.” he countered. Melissa scowled and snatched the laces from Justin’s hand then stomped over to one of the benches to put them on. By this time the affluent woman was paying for her new shoes at the register and as she pulled her wallet from her purse, what appeared to be a fifty dollar bill slipped out and fell gently upon the linoleum floor. This caught Justin’s eye and he strolled over casually to pick it up. Expecting him to inform the woman Melissa thought, “Maybe he has a good point or two after all.” But to her dismay Justin quickly slipped the fifty into his own pocket and kept walking. Shocked at what she had seen, Melissa stared daggers at Justin until the woman left and then she confronted him. “You stole money from her!” Melissa exclaimed.

“That’s Mrs Ratner. Her husband has more money than God, she won’t miss it.”

“It doesn’t matter! That money isn’t yours!”

“It is now and what I do with it is my business, not yours! Some people need it far more than she does!” Justin said angrily. Staringimages 5 Mistakes Were Made him in the eye, Melissa pulled two dollars from her belt and threw them at him. “That should cover the laces! I’m never setting foot in this store again!” She made her way toward the door once more when Justin sarcastically blurted out, “Wait, I never got your name.” and laughed.

A week passed and Melissa avoided running near Run-4-Less Sports. It was not an easy thing to make Melissa angry but Justin had managed to send her through the roof with rage that day. With six days left before returning to school Melissa was out on her scheduled morning six mile run. ”I’m not going to let that lowlife change my routine anymore.” she thought and turned the corner toward the cafe’. This time as she passed she was sure people were staring at her. Most notably an elderly man in a blue baseball cap and jeans appeared almost elated as she passed. ”I can’t wait to get back to school.” she thought “This town is filled with jerks and perverts.” Run-4-Less was now immediately on her right and she purposely stared straight ahead as she ran by the store window. ”I hope he saw me.” she thought, feeling empowered by her action and with a spring in her stride sped home.

It was unseasonably warm that morning and Melissa wiped the sweat from her eyes as she made her way to the apartment door. She was definitely not prepared for what she was about to see. As she drew closer she could see a pair of bright red shoes sitting outside the door. ”No way! It can’t be.” Her heart started to beat faster as if she were still running and she could feel her chest tighten as she walked ever closer. ”What the hell is HE doing here??!!” Melissa burst through the door expecting to surprise whoever was on the other side but the apartment was empty. She looked around and nothing was out of place, with the exception of a drug store prescription ISPpills 300x199 Mistakes Were Madebag placed upon the end table. Melissa walked over and picked it up. Barbara L. Hubbard - Chlorothiazide -Take 1 tablet in the morning and 1 at noon with food. Melissa was confused, dropped the bag and proceeded to head for her bedroom. She could faintly hear her mothers voice coming from the back bedroom.

“I wish I could pay you for all your help.”

“Don’t worry about it Mrs. Hubbard. Mom and I are just glad we can do this.”

“You’re an angel Justin and thank your mother for me.”

“It’s really no problem Mrs. Hubbard. I have to get going. I’m late for work.”

Melissa couldn’t believe what she was hearing and barged through the bedroom door. ”What is going on?!” she shouted. Justin and Barbara nearly jumped out of their skin as Melissa burst in. ”Oh honey, this is someone I want you to meet. This is Justin.”

“Yeah I know, what is he DOING here!?”

“Justin and his mother have been kind enough to help me with my medication. I can’t afford it and my blood pressure is not so good according to the doctors.”

Justin’s cocky demeanor vanished as he spoke, “Hey, I had no idea she was your moth……”

Melissa cut him off, “Get out of here Justin. Get out now!” she screamed.

“You will not talk to him that way in my house! Barbara yelled. “Justin helps me since you aren’t here to do it and if you don’t like it, you can get on the next bus back to school.”

“But mom, he steals money from people!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t want to know! You will either accept Justin’s kindness or go home!”

“I’m sorry mom.” Melissa mumbled.

“Well I should get going Mrs. Hubbard.” Justin said as he hurried out of the room.

Melissa followed him to the front door and as he turned the knob she spoke, “Wait………… it’s Melissa.” she said.

Justin looked puzzled, “What?”

“My name? You said you never got it.”

Justin gave Melissa a warm smile and said, “Nice to meet you Melissa. I’m Dorothy.” and closed the door behind him.

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