The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
02/27/2012 in Running Posts
Note: Chapter 3 in the Melissa Story will be delayed and is usually posted on Mondays. It is already written and very good but I am waiting on some feedback in regard to turning this into a full book. Thank you and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
With so many races completed last year and the spring racing season quickly approaching, I would like to take this opportunity to reminisce about some of the best organized races of 2011 and others that were a bit of a disaster.
THE GOOD
The Splish Splash Half Marathon in Gurnee, Illinois held it’s inaugural event on May22nd, 2011. For a first year race they did a magnificent job putting it all together. Results were posted quickly and the Luau after the race was the best post race party I have ever attended. The food choices were virtually endless, pretty healthy and also included a pig roast. Not to mention beer and tropical drinks from the bar. The entire event was held outside with live Hawaiian entertainment and a pleasant staff waiting on you. For $55 this race can’t be beat.
The Parke County Marathon & 50k is an event put together on a very limited budget. With that said, the director does an excellent job marking the course, setting up numerous aid stations and a providing a very nice finish medal. The scenery in Bridgeton, Indiana is spectacular and this course takes full advantage. You run along beautiful tree lined trails and through seven of the areas numerous covered bridges, some of which date back to the 19th century. This race is one that must be experienced by all distance runners looking for a new challenge.
The S-NO-W Fun Run is a great race to kick off the year. Located at the exclusive Grand Geneva Hotel in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin this five mile race takes place in the first week of January. Room rates are cut substantially for runners staying the night. After crossing the finish line you will be directed back inside the main ballroom where multiple flavors of schnapps are lined up in shot glasses to get you warmed up. Shortly after the last runner crosses the finish line the party kicks off with the award ceremony, dancing and free brats, burgers and beer. You can’t beat this event for $35. We know how to race up here in Wisconsin!
The Undie Dash 5k in Chicago, Illinois is held right on the lakefront during an evening in late July. This unique event is not for the shy runner. While not mandatory, everyone runs in their underwear on a public path. The race directors do request that all underwear be tasteful and subject to review by race officials before the start of the race. Once the race is completed you are directed to walk approximately 6 blocks, in your underwear, to Kroll’s South Loop where they host a banquet for all the runners. It’s a good thing runners are in good shape.
THE BAD
Hannibal, Missouri is the setting for the Mississippi River Run 5 and 10k. One of the great points of this race is the course. It starts by taking you over a bridge and across the Mississippi River. The rest of the run is nothing short of challenging with it’s rolling hills and a half mile downhill sprint to the finish line. You would think this sounds great but unfortunately the people that direct this race are completely inept. Not only did it take hours to get the results for the 10k, they were hopelessly inaccurate and the people in charge of the timing really didn’t seem to care. After conceding that they didn’t know what had gone wrong, they gave up trying. It is very unfortunate that what could have been a great racing experience ended on such a low note.
The Winterfest 5 and 10K in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin is a race you wish you had never signed up for once you get started. Sure, it’s cold in early February and the course is one of the most challenging that I have ever faced. But this is not a problem. The problem is that the race director has been known to change the course the night before and neglect to mark it properly. Last year half of the runners went one way and they other half ended up running through someone’s driveway because of a hastily placed sign that could not have been more confusing.
By now I am sure you all have heard about the total failure that was the Rock n’ Sole Half Marathon in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You don’t see too many distance races scheduled in the heat of July for a reason. Apparently this did not occur to the race directors when they were calculating hydration requirements for the runners. It was a hot day and quickly the water supply for most of the competitors came to a grinding halt. If you did manage to make it to mile 11 or 12, the course was black flagged and runners were told that there would be no recorded time. If that wasn’t enough, they managed to run out of bananas at the finish. So, let me get this straight, 5000 people pay $80+ to run your race and you can’t even provide water and bananas? Fifteen people ended up in the hospital even with the race being cut short and after denying anything went wrong for days they FINALLY issued an apology. My prediction is that they will screw this up again this year. Run at your own risk.

THE UGLY
This race undoubtedly wins the title of “The Ugly”. Thirteen miles of nothing to see and course planning was poor at best. I am referring to the Halloween Skeleton Skamper Half Marathon and 5k in Racine, Wisconsin. It starts off nice with most participants wearing costumes and having a good time but very quickly takes a bad turn. Two major problems plagued this thirteen mile debacle. First the course is laid out across a few train tracks and right as you reach mile 2 you are stopped by a passing freight train that seems to go on forever. Quite a few people had to wait minutes for this fun crushing Leviathan to pass and very few runners did not suffer a colossal loss of time because of this. Second, with the roads still being open to traffic you would think the race directors would set the course up so you could see the oncoming traffic. Apparently not! They had us run on a very narrow shoulder with the flow of traffic on a road with rolling hills. Nothing could be more unsafe and this was proven to be true when one runner was struck by a passing car. Obviously this put her out of the race but thank God she was not seriously injured or worse. Put this race down in the books as one to stay away from.
Bob picked up the pace as he passed the coffee shop on his early morning run. You could set your watch by his daily routine as he dashed down the sidewalk. At the small outdoor cafe’ patrons would smile and wish him a good morning as he passed. It was all he could do to grin and nod politely while huffing and puffing with the speed and intensity of an old coal fired steam engine. His running ability at fifty-seven years old was surely not what it used to be after a past plagued with surgeries, financial woes and the loss of his wife Eileen so many years ago. Time had not been kind to Bob, but he kept running. It was the only part of his life within his control. It was all he had left.
and blue beach ball in hopes of finding someone to play with. She was a lonely little girl with blonde pigtails and a smile so innocent that even the angels would be jealous. Her mother lived across the hall, but never had much to say to Bob unless she was in need of a favor. As Bob approached, Melissa smiled wide knowing that he would always spend a few minutes, that he really couldn’t spare, playing catch before he went to work at the office.
The pair stood next to each other and Melissa’s face suddenly became very serious as she anticipated the sound of Bob’s voice. “GO!” shouted Bob, and Melissa took off as fast as she could in her flip flop sandals with her arms and legs flying in all directions in an effort to beat him to the finish. Bob ran along side her to make it look as if he was struggling to keep up with the undisciplined six year old. He could see Melissa’s expression turn from determined to full blown anger as she approached the hydrant. ”What happened to that sweet little girl I was just playing catch with?” Bob chuckled to himself. With just steps to go he slowed and let Melissa pass the fire hydrant just before him.
box. Inside were the cutest pair of little pink running shoes he could find. ”Now let’s try these on.” Bob said happily.
along side of her and his breathing was a little more labored. She was running faster than she had before and it all was due to Bob’s kindness. It was not the shoes themselves that made her quicker, it was happiness that drove her this time. There was no look of anger in her face as she drew closer to the bright red fire hydrant. She was happy that she had someone to look up to. Someone like daddy.
peered out the window at the spot she last saw her friend and noticed Bob’s black running belt laying up against the curb. Carefully she left the apartment and crossed the street to retrieve it. She had always wondered what he carried with him and brought it inside. As she opened it something familiar appeared, it was an old flip flop with a safety pin. Melissa began to cry again holding the belt tightly.
trail race that I completed in May of last year. To be clear, it was mostly a combination of trails and gravel roads, so running through covered bridges and maneuvering around potholes was on the agenda for the day. I don’t enter many trail runs since I prefer the speed that can be attained from racing on pavement, but every now and then it is nice to get out and play in the dirt.
Apparently trail runners love potatoes. When we all took our first steps in the 85 degree sauna that was the Parke County 50k, I ended up running next to a woman that had managed to force a whole baked potato into one of the gel loops in her fuel belt. I didn’t question her, but wondered, “How do you run for countless miles with a large potato strapped to your waist?” It just seemed uncomfortable to me. Upon reaching some of the aid stations, you will find that most are VERY well stocked with food and drinks to keep you going. Everything from candy, cookies and chips to pieces of licorice in the shape of red whips. There are sandwiches of all kinds, some with tomatoes. And let’s not forget the boiled potatoes. Oh sorry, I went all Dr. Suess there for a minute. Let’s just say you will be well taken care of in most trail races.















