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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

02/27/2012 in Running Posts

Note: Chapter 3 in the Melissa Story will be delayed and is usually posted on Mondays. It is already written and very good but I am waiting on some feedback in regard to turning this into a full book. Thank you and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

With so many races completed last year and the spring racing season quickly approaching, I would like to take this opportunity to reminisce about some of the best organized races of 2011 and others that were a bit of a disaster.

 The Good, The Bad and The UglyTHE GOOD

The Splish Splash Half Marathon in Gurnee, Illinois held it’s inaugural event on May22nd, 2011. For a first year race they did a magnificent job putting it all together. Results were posted quickly and the Luau after the race was the best post race party I have ever attended. The food choices were virtually endless, pretty healthy and also included a pig roast. Not to mention beer and tropical drinks from the bar. The entire event was held outside with live Hawaiian entertainment and a pleasant staff waiting on you. For $55 this race can’t be beat.

The Parke County Marathon & 50k is an event put together on a very limited budget. With that said, the director does an excellent job marking the course, setting up numerous aid stations and a providing a very nice finish medal. The scenery in Bridgeton, Indiana is spectacular and this course takes full advantage. You run along beautiful tree lined trails and through seven of the areas numerous covered bridges, some of which date back to the 19th century. This race is one that must be experienced by all distance runners looking for a new challenge.

The S-NO-W Fun Run is a great race to kick off the year. Located at the exclusive Grand Geneva Hotel in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin this five mile race takes place in the first week of January. Room rates are cut substantially for runners staying the night. After crossing the finish line you will be directed back inside the main ballroom where multiple flavors of schnapps are lined up in shot glasses to get you warmed up. Shortly after the last runner crosses the finish line the party kicks off with the award ceremony, dancing and free brats, burgers and beer. You can’t beat this event for $35. We know how to race up here in Wisconsin!

The Undie Dash 5k in Chicago, Illinois is held right on the lakefront during an evening in late July. This unique event is not for the shy runner. While not mandatory, everyone runs in their underwear on a public path. The race directors do request that all underwear be tasteful and subject to review by race officials before the start of the race. Once the race is completed you are directed to walk approximately 6 blocks, in your underwear, to Kroll’s South Loop where they host a banquet for all the runners. It’s a good thing runners are in good shape.

THE BAD The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Hannibal, Missouri is the setting for the Mississippi River Run 5 and 10k. One of the great points of this race is the course. It starts by taking you over a bridge and across the Mississippi River. The rest of the run is nothing short of challenging with it’s rolling hills and a half mile downhill sprint to the finish line. You would think this sounds great but unfortunately the people that direct this race are completely inept. Not only did it take hours to get the results for the 10k, they were hopelessly inaccurate and the people in charge of the timing really didn’t seem to care. After conceding that they didn’t know what had gone wrong, they gave up trying. It is very unfortunate that what could have been a great racing experience ended on such a low note.

The Winterfest 5 and 10K in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin is a race you wish you had never signed up for once you get started. Sure, it’s cold in early February and the course is one of the most challenging that I have ever faced. But this is not a problem. The problem is that the race director has been known to change the course the night before and neglect to mark it properly. Last year half of the runners went one way and they other half ended up running through someone’s driveway because of a hastily placed sign that could not have been more confusing.

By now I am sure you all have heard about the total failure that was the Rock n’ Sole Half Marathon in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You don’t see too many distance races scheduled in the heat of July for a reason. Apparently this did not occur to the race directors when they were calculating hydration requirements for the runners. It was a hot day and quickly the water supply for most of the competitors came to a grinding halt. If you did manage to make it to mile 11 or 12, the course was black flagged and runners were told that there would be no recorded time. If that wasn’t enough, they managed to run out of bananas at the finish. So, let me get this straight, 5000 people pay $80+ to run your race and you can’t even provide water and bananas? Fifteen people ended up in the hospital even with the race being cut short and after denying anything went wrong for days they FINALLY issued an apology. My prediction is that they will screw this up again this year. Run at your own risk.

 The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

THE UGLY

This race undoubtedly wins the title of “The Ugly”. Thirteen miles of nothing to see and course planning was poor at best. I am referring to the Halloween Skeleton Skamper Half Marathon and 5k in Racine, Wisconsin. It starts off nice with most participants wearing costumes and having a good time but very quickly takes a bad turn. Two major problems plagued this thirteen mile debacle. First the course is laid out across a few train tracks and right as you reach mile 2 you are stopped by a passing freight train that seems to go on forever. Quite a few people had to wait minutes for this fun crushing Leviathan to pass and very few runners did not suffer a colossal loss of time because of this. Second, with the roads still being open to traffic you would think the race directors would set the course up so you could see the oncoming traffic. Apparently not! They had us run on a very narrow shoulder with the flow of traffic on a road with rolling hills. Nothing could be more unsafe and this was proven to be true when one runner was struck by a passing car. Obviously this put her out of the race but thank God she was not seriously injured or worse. Put this race down in the books as one to stay away from.

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Running On The Beach

02/12/2025 in Running Short Story

Website The Coffee House 2 3 25 09 Running On The Beach Bob picked up the pace as he passed the coffee shop on his early morning run. You could set your watch by his daily routine as he dashed down the sidewalk. At the small outdoor cafe’ patrons would smile and wish him a good morning as he passed. It was all he could do to grin and nod politely while huffing and puffing with the speed and intensity of an old coal fired steam engine. His running ability at fifty-seven years old was surely not what it used to be after a past plagued with surgeries, financial woes and the loss of his wife Eileen so many years ago. Time had not been kind to Bob, but he kept running. It was the only part of his life within his control. It was all he had left.

Slowing to a brisk walk before reaching his apartment, in one of the busier parts of town, he could see Melissa sitting on the bottom step clutching her red 11971248081016414504jbaldus Beach Ball.svg .med  Running On The Beach and blue beach ball in hopes of finding someone to play with. She was a lonely little girl with blonde pigtails and a smile so innocent that even the angels would be jealous. Her mother lived across the hall, but never had much to say to Bob unless she was in need of a favor. As Bob approached, Melissa smiled wide knowing that he would always spend a few minutes, that he really couldn’t spare, playing catch before he went to work at the office.

“How’s my favorite neighbor today?” Bob gasped while still catching his breath.

“Better now, Mr. Gladden.” she replied and quickly threw him the ball.

The two played catch on the sidewalk amid passerby’s when Melissa blurted out, “Why do you run Mr. Gladden?”

“It makes me feel good, like I did something that most people can’t do.”

Melissa laughed, “You don’t look like you feel good.”

“It really does, let me show you. How about when I say go, you race me all the way down to that fire hydrant over there okay?”

“Okay.” she responded and walked over to Bob.

Flip Flops 235x300 Running On The Beach The pair stood next to each other and Melissa’s face suddenly became very serious as she anticipated the sound of Bob’s voice. “GO!” shouted Bob, and Melissa took off as fast as she could in her flip flop sandals with her arms and legs flying in all directions in an effort to beat him to the finish. Bob ran along side her to make it look as if he was struggling to keep up with the undisciplined six year old. He could see Melissa’s expression turn from determined to full blown anger as she approached the hydrant. ”What happened to that sweet little girl I was just playing catch with?” Bob chuckled to himself. With just steps to go he slowed and let Melissa pass the fire hydrant just before him.

“I beat you ! I beat you Mr Gladden!” she shouted.

“Yes you did Melissa, ya’ got me. You could be a great runner someday if you keep practicing. Now let’s head back.”

They walked slowly down the increasingly busy sidewalk until they reached the stone steps that led to the apartment buildings front door. “Can we do that again tomorrow Mr. Gladden?” asked Melissa.

Jokingly Bob replied, “I don’t know Melissa. You might beat me again.”

“I promise I won’t Mr. Gladden, pleeeeeeease.”

Bob laughed, “Well alright, but since you beat me, you can call me Bob from now on.”

“It’s a deal.” she said, picked up her beach ball and climbed the steps to the lobby door.

Months went by and everyday Melissa would be waiting for Bob with that beach ball she seemed to cherish so much. And everyday she would leave it on the first step to race to the fire hydrant with Bob.

One day during their race, the strap on one of Melissa’s badly worn sandals gave out and stopped her in her tracks. She stood in the middle of the sidewalk crying. Bob stopped quickly and tried to console her.

“It’s okay, your mommy will buy you a new pair, won’t she?”

“NO!” Melissa yelled through the tears, “She doesn’t have any money.”

Bob looked down at his nylon belt that carried his apartment key and pulled out a safety pin left over from some race he couldn’t seem to remember. Then he knelt down and pinned the broken strap back into place. “It still doesn’t feel right. I can’t run like that!” she cried. Bob thought for a moment and said, “Just be waiting for me tomorrow and I promise you will run faster than ever, okay?”

“Okay.” Melissa whimpered.

The next day Melissa waited on the step with her ball. Suddenly, from behind her was a familiar voice. ”There’s my little marathoner.” It was Bob descending from the lobby door with three boxes in his arms.

“Now take those sandals off and maybe I have something here that can help.”

Melissa did as he said and Bob knelt once again before the little girl and opened the first3004725713 866b55579f z 300x230 Running On The Beach box. Inside were the cutest pair of little pink running shoes he could find. ”Now let’s try these on.” Bob said happily.

Melissa’s eyes opened wider than he had ever seen and she could barely contain her excitement. ”Are those for me?” Bob just smiled and proceeded to slip them on her feet. ”How do they feel?” Bob asked. Melissa’a face turned to a look of distress and sadness. ”They hurt.” she muttered. ”It’s a good thing I have two more sizes with me then, isn’t it?” Bob asked. Melissa just smiled.

After finding the pair that fit, Bob finally asked, “So what’s with the beach ball?”

“Daddy gave it to me and said he would take me to the beach someday. I’ve never been to the beach.”

Puzzled because he had never seen a man come around before, Bob asked, “Does your daddy live around here?”

“No, he’s with Jesus, but I hope he let’s daddy come home to take me to the beach one day.” Bob was stunned and didn’t say a word as he placed Melissa’s old flip flops in the empty shoe box. When he was finished he paused sadly for a moment and then told her to wait there while he put the three shoe boxes away. Bob returned and Melissa was already standing at their invisible starting line looking happier than he had ever seen. It was sad to think that this perfect little angel had to go through her childhood without her father or even sufficient financial care. Bob’s eyes welled with tears as she stood there. “Take it easy on me this time kid, will ya’?”exclaimed Bob and took his place next to Melissa.

“On your mark, get set, GO!”

Like a shot she darted in front of Bob and seemed to have better form this time. He ran images 4 Running On The Beach along side of her and his breathing was a little more labored. She was running faster than she had before and it all was due to Bob’s kindness. It was not the shoes themselves that made her quicker, it was happiness that drove her this time. There was no look of anger in her face as she drew closer to the bright red fire hydrant. She was happy that she had someone to look up to. Someone like daddy.

Time passed quickly for Bob who’s life remained unchanged the past few years. The only exception was the necessities he carried in his black, stretchy running belt. It was a bit more intrusive these days and got in the way on occasion. But Melissa was changing. She was growing taller, running faster and traded in her pigtails for a ponytail. Three years had made a world of difference.

Melissa’s 9th birthday fell on a cool and breezy, cloudy Tuesday morning and Bob was replacing her old running shoes with a new pair along with some nice shoes for going to school. He came out of the door behind her once more and there she was, as she was everyday. Sitting on the first step in her battered shoes and hanging on to that old beach ball. ”Happy Birthday!” Bob yelled and Melissa jumped up startled. “You scared me Bob!”

“I got a little something for you, open them up.” he said and Melissa smiled wide once more. It didn’t take long for her to unwrap both boxes and put the new pair of running shoes on her feet. ”Thank you Bob! You’re the best! Can I run with you today on your long run?” Bob snickered and explained that she was not ready to go six miles yet but since it was her birthday he’d be willing to run a half mile with her and see how it goes. The two started off down the sidewalk saying nothing and eventually passing that shiny red fire hydrant. It occurred to Bob that this was no longer a race, it was a practice run with the daughter he felt he had been deprived of in life. ”If Eileen were here she would feel the same way.” he thought. Glancing down at his watch, he decided it was time to turn back. She was doing great! Her pace and form were surprisingly controlled for a nine year old. She could be an excellent runner one day if she continued. They were approaching the stairs to the apartment building and Bob was so proud of her all he could think of was the day she first raced him to the hydrant. Then without warning, the breeze kicked up again, only this time grabbing the red and blue beach ball and hurdling it into the busy street. “NOOOO!” Melissa cried as she chased the ball into the traffic. It was her only connection to her father and she would do anything to keep it. Seconds seemed like hours to Bob as he bolted after her. There was no time to scream her name and no time to consider other options. Into the street, he ran after her as a green SUV came barreling through the intersection right in Melissa’s path. Bob neared Melissa and with every ounce of strength he had left in his prematurely worn body he dove with arms outstretched to shove her safely out of the way. The next thing Bob felt was a sensation like nothing he had experienced before. As if an entire building came tumbling down directly upon him and then darkness. Painful, solitary darkness.

Slowly Bob opened his eyes and a crowd of onlookers were gathered around him. Melissa was lying on his chest sobbing but he could not feel her. “Are you okay Melissa?” Bob managed to garble. “Yes Bob, don’t leave me!!!” she shouted. ”I think I have to this time.” Bob replied. ”Be a good girl for your mommy and make me proud of you. I’ll be waiting on the beach someday with your daddy.” With that, Melissa collapsed on his chest again and wept.

The next morning Melissa did not carry her beach ball out to the first step. Instead she a01 Running On The Beach peered out the window at the spot she last saw her friend and noticed Bob’s black running belt laying up against the curb. Carefully she left the apartment and crossed the street to retrieve it. She had always wondered what he carried with him and brought it inside. As she opened it something familiar appeared, it was an old flip flop with a safety pin. Melissa began to cry again holding the belt tightly.

Twelve years have passed since Bob died and Melissa is in college. Most of her day is taken up with her studies but she always finds time to go for a six mile run. You will know her when she runs past. She’s the blonde young lady with a very old running belt held together with a familiar safety pin, and someone Bob is very proud of.


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Happy Trails To You…….

02/08/2025 in Running Posts

Hmmmmm…….where to begin? How about the Parke County 50k? This was an exceptionally hot and humid,parke county bowsher ford bridge 300x200 Happy Trails To You....... trail race that I completed in May of last year. To be clear, it was mostly a combination of trails and gravel roads, so running through covered bridges and maneuvering around potholes was on the agenda for the day. I don’t enter many trail runs since I prefer the speed that can be attained from racing on pavement, but every now and then it is nice to get out and play in the dirt.

I found that trail runners are a different class of athlete with different goals in mind. Sure, trail races can be 5 and 10k’s but many are for the distance runner. In the longer events most of the participants don’t seem to be worried about running for time and are more focused on overcoming natural obstacles or simply finishing the race. This mindset allowed me to enjoy the countless covered bridges and thick forest much more than I would have if I were worried about completing this journey quickly. It is a more relaxed atmosphere than a pavement race, for sure.

runner in fog scenery 300x202 Happy Trails To You.......Apparently trail runners love potatoes. When we all took our first steps in the 85 degree sauna that was the Parke County 50k, I ended up running next to a woman that had managed to force a whole baked potato into one of the gel loops in her fuel belt. I didn’t question her, but wondered, “How do you run for countless miles with a large potato strapped to your waist?” It just seemed uncomfortable to me. Upon reaching some of the aid stations, you will find that most are VERY well stocked with food and drinks to keep you going. Everything from candy, cookies and chips to pieces of licorice in the shape of red whips. There are sandwiches of all kinds, some with tomatoes. And let’s not forget the boiled potatoes. Oh sorry, I went all Dr. Suess there for a minute. Let’s just say you will be well taken care of in most trail races.

If you haven’t run one yet, I encourage you to do so this year. It doesn’t matter if you choose the 5k or the 50 miler, make it a priority in 2012. Happy trails and happy running!

me52 300x213 Happy Trails To You.......The tagline for this blog is “It’s not how fast your are, it’s how fast you look” for a reason. I used to be overweight and unhealthy and running was one way to reverse my poor eating choices of the past and subsequent low self-esteem. It had limited success and I required more motivation if my goals were to be attained. I needed a better image. Trust me, if you look like you are the runner to beat, eventually you WILL be the runner to beat. I tossed my boring blue and white shoes in the closet and bought a pair of bright yellow 903′s. By the end of the year I was thinner, ran faster and now have confidence when showing up to a race because self image is a very important component of motivation. New Balance has always made a high-quality running shoe and now you me4 300x226 Happy Trails To You.......can customize the appearance to make the 993′s as awesome as you want. Take action now and be noticed, as I did years ago. Looking good and having confidence will eventually translate into a faster, healthier you. Improve your life, be popular and don’t pass up this opportunity!

 

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