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The Emperor’s New Clothes

01/24/2012 in Running Posts

Today’s topic - running apparel. This is something that may seem pretty uniform upon first glance when looking at a group of runners, but is actually a hodgepodge of different styles haphazardly thrown together. Today I would like to take a look at some of the “styles” runners are sporting at races. In the interest of full disclosure, I am definitely guilty of some of these, so have a sense of humor.

 The Emperors New Clothes1. “The Abominable Snowman” - This winter you are going to see people that run in the standard light jacket and tights combination. Then there are the runners that apparently fear the cold so badly that they wear enough layers not only to shelter them from it, but also to protect them from any passing Buick that carelessly meanders off the road into their path. Is this really running? I thought the whole point was to warm up while you were running rather than looking like you are taking “One small step for man”.

2. “That 70′s Guy” - Occasionally you come across that runner who pulls his socks way up to his knees and thinks that his shorts must be pulled up equally. He pulls them up so far that the waist band is nearly up to his armpits BUT STILL finds a way to tuck his shirt into the shorts. I thought running as fast as you can was bad enough. Never mind giving yourself an atomic wedgie right before the race. This isn’t just a 70′s look, it’s an “I was 70 in the 70′s” look!

 The Emperors New Clothes3. “The Blankman” - These are the men and women that dress in racing outfits that look so much like superhero suits that they probably didn’t register for the race with their true identity. I love racing with these people because I know that if a group of street toughs tries to mug me in the middle of mile 2, the poor man’s X Men will be there to save me. If only these people had super speed. Much of the time these are the same people that inspired the saying used by this blog, “It’s not how fast you are, it’s how fast you look.” So, the next time you run across Spider-man’s velocity challenged little brother, fear not! He probably just looks faster than you.

4. “The Camper”- Do you REALLY need to bring 12 Cliff Bars to run a half marathon? I see people that look more like they are taking a journey with Indiana Jones than going on a 13.1 mile run. Their running belts are so full with water and “gear” they look like they plan on repelling through the race rather than running it. I have seen it all. People bringing ham, large quantities of cliff bars, excessive amounts of gels and my personal favorite, a credit card! What? Are you planning to stop for a nice dinner around mile 8 and pick it back up in the morning? This is a race people, not a hike in the Serengeti for Pete’s sake.

 The Emperors New Clothes5. “The Halloweenie” - I have to say I really don’t have a problem with people who feel the need to dress up in crazy costumes and run a race. If you want to run 26.2 miles dressed as the Eiffel Tower, you’re a better man than I.

And finally………….

6. “The Streak” - This running fashion faux pas is common with both men and women alike. You all know who I mean. Those runners who wear just enough to NOT get arrested. I have thought about it a long time but I still can’t figure out the reason behind this. Is it for less restrictive movement? It can’t make THAT much of a difference. Is it to make me want to blind myself with Gatorade at the next aid station? Or distract me until I run into a light pole? Either way, I think we all can agree that the last thing we want to see when we are struggling to make it one more mile is someone’s half naked backside flopping around in front of us. I can only hope that someday a spectator screams from the sidelines, “The Emperor has no clothes!”

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“Born To Run” or Leave Springsteen In The Car?

01/20/2012 in Running Posts

 Born To Run or Leave Springsteen In The Car?Today I would like to address a topic that can be controversial. Listening to music while running has been a point of contention from the USATF all the way down to your local 5k. I have heard arguments from both sides and will explain exactly where I fall on the issue.

First a little history. The USATF instituted a policy banning ALL headphones in running events which included everything from the Chicago Marathon down to your small town 5k’s. After much debate, the increased use of mp3 players and pressure from that segment of the running community, they issued a press release in 2008 stating:

“The following shall be considered assistance and therefore not allowed:

“The visible possession or use by athletes of video, audio, or communications devices in the competition area. The Games Committee for an LDR event may allow the use of portable listening devices not capable of receiving communication; however, those competing in Championships for awards, medals, or prize money may not use such devices.”

This amendment gave the freedom to race directors to allow these devices at their own discretion. Let’s examine the first line of the amendment and we will understand just how the USATF looks at such devices. Assistance? Is it really? No matter what side of the debate you take you must acknowledge that this is a weak and hypocritical argument. I will agree that a runner can get through a long run easier with a distraction or adrenaline kick that music may provide but if that is the case, the USATF better be prepared to drug test every member of every small town race to make sure that a runner doesn’t get “assistance” from some supplement.

Safety is a concern that many runners express when discussing the issue and I have to admit that  Born To Run or Leave Springsteen In The Car?it does have it’s merit, to a point. If you get lost inside your head while doing speedwork to Metallica played so loud your eyes bleed, I agree it will be much easier to step out in front of a passing bus. On the other hand, where does personal responsibility come into play? Should we all not use a little common sense while performing any task throughout the day? If you feel you can’t run safely and listen to music, then just put on a single earphone or turn the music down. I’m sorry but the “safety police” can not and should not be there at every decision we have to make. It is not anyone’s business if I want to do something deemed reckless by some, unless that “something” infringes upon your rights. For all you Darwinist out there, remember the law of natural selection. Let me be clear, I don’t want to see anyone get hurt, but you have to ask “where does it all end?” Should I be banned from listening to my mp3 player when walking down busy streets? That could be construed as a personal safety issue as well. If that’s the case, we shouldn’t allow people to have a radio in their car.

While the ban on certain devices may have been put into place with good intentions you still have unintended consequences. When asked, many newbie runners say they would race less if prohibited from listening to music. And let’s not forget that most races are to raise money for a specific charity. It’s simple math, less runners = less money for that cause. This is something none of us want to see.

 Born To Run or Leave Springsteen In The Car?If I haven’t given it away already, I feel that people should have the right to choose their own destiny. I run with music most of the time and have to cross busy streets while doing so. There are times it can seem like a real life game of Frogger. But I turn down my music, look both ways numerous times and proceed when it is safe. This argument that you can’t hear traffic doesn’t seem to be a realistic one. At the speeds vehicles travel, that split second sound of a car engine is not going to help me unless I consider seeing my impending doom racing toward me at 55 miles per hour a benefit.

Everyone should be free to run the way they choose so long as it doesn’t cause a safety issue for someone else. I want everyone to run fast and safe but if I can’t jam to “Born To Run” while racing then “The Boss” and I will take our money elsewhere.

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Regrets? I’ve had a few……….

01/15/2012 in Running Posts

 Regrets?  Ive had a few..........My friends, I would like to be serious for a moment and talk about something that I believe to be very important and goes virtually unnoticed by most runners. In my first post you read about my roots in running and where I came from to where I am now. Many of us have our stories and tend to allow our memories of an unhealthy past fade so much that we fail to see the next group of runners that are struggling with some of the same problems. For example, how many of us finish the race and stand on the sidelines of a 5k to cheer for the person you don’t know, that may be overweight but is giving it their best effort to reverse bad habits? You know they finish toward the back of the pack, but they finish nonetheless. I am here to tell you that THESE are the true runners. THESE are the people with real heart. And THESE are the people that deserve our respect, encouragement and help. 99% of all runners are good, supportive people but we neglect to show it sometimes when we high-tail it back to the tent or pavilion after finishing, to talk about how the race went for us. I have been guilty of this behavior myself. Then there are the arrogant 1% that I have heard quietly poking fun at people who are slower, heavier and just starting down a path to a better life.

I say to YOU my running brothers and sisters, the next time you are at a 5k, show the support that we have in our hearts Regrets?  Ive had a few.......... by being there to show support on the sidelines. Get to know them. Encourage them. You can change their lives if you make them feel included. Don’t let them give up. Before you know it they will be running right along side of you on a path to a better life that YOU helped them build.

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